Nobody’s Property Illustrated Series – Volume 2

Transcript – Volume 2, Page 6

PANEL 1 — CLIA: What do you mean?
SASHA: I'm not sure it's a good idea to go over that right now...

PANEL 2 — CLIA: Well now my curiosity's peaked.
SASHA: All right.
SASHA: Someone broke in the house and tried to kill you.

PANEL 3 — CLIA: Are you sure? I'm thinking I'd remember something like that...
SASHA: She shot him in self defense and to stop him.
CLIA: Who?

PANEL 4 — CLIA: Anyone I would know?
SASHA (thinking): No... if you don't remember him, I am NOT going to be the bitch who brings back THOSE bad memories...
SASHA (thinking): ...but I have to tell you something... how do I not lie to you, but not bring back bad memories of HIM?

PANEL 5 — SASHA: I have to be honest. If you don't remember who he is...
SASHA: I'm inclined to feel that it's for the best.
CLIA: Oh...
SASHA: You don't want to remember that son of a bastard...

PANEL 6 — CLIA: I thought the expression was son of a bitch...
SASHA: It just seems like women get blamed enough for so much...
SASHA: Not to stereotype myself, but it just gets old, so I thought I'd try placing the blame where it's probably due.
SASHA: Actually... I think I like "son of a bastard" better.

PANEL 7 — NADIA: I know you're not self conscious about it at all... but actually...

PANEL 8 — NADIA: It's nice to count among family someone who's a little closer to eye level for me...

PANEL 9 — NADIA: Sometimes I feel like a squirrel in my own personal forest.

PANEL 10 — SPENCER: We can't help it we fell for six-footers...

PANEL 11 — NADIA: She's actually got a quarter inch on her father.

PANEL 12 — NADIA: Just a word of warning... if the two of you ever have kids...

PANEL 13 — NADIA: They'll probably ALL outgrow you by the time they're 12... or in Greta's case, 10.
SPENCER: I'm okay with that...

PANEL 14 — NADIA: Want to know something I'm NOT okay with?

PANEL 15 — NADIA: All these roles where she gets killed! I swear, these damn directors secretly have it in for her!
SPENCER: Truthfully, I don't like to watch her die on camera either.