Nobody’s Property Illustrated Series – Volume 2

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SPENCER: You're not gonna believe who just walked in... SPENCER: Mickey Doherty from high school, who used to call us Pipsqueak and Sasquatch... GRETA: Damn, you're good. SPENCER: I wonder why I suddenly got a chill down my spine... GRETA: Didn't your dad tell him never to set foot back in here? SPENCER: Yeah... he'll have a fit if he sees him... GRETA: House rule... we don't knowingly serve registered sex or child abuse offenders here, and he just did six months for punching his kid in the mouth... SPENCER: Yeah... I'll be right back... after I go kick him out. GRETA: Bullspank! I've got this! GRETA: Remember me, spandex? I believe you were told NEVER to set foot in here again... and you're leaving now... GRETA: I see your bladder's the same as the last time we crossed paths... GRETA: How was the flight? LENORE: It was pretty good... but the in-flight movie was a little awkward... LENORE: You were in it... and I can respect that occasionally you're gonna play roles like that... GRETA: Sounds like you saw the one where I played a hooker... LENORE: Yeah... but that wasn't my issue... LENORE: I have trouble watching you die on camera. GRETA: Just a heads up, you might not like the premiere this weekend... LENORE: Spank! Do you die in that one, too? GRETA: Yeah, and it's pretty brutal. LENORE: I'll still come show my support... and I know you can't promise... LENORE: But could you maybe not die in the next one? GRETA: I'll see what I can do...

Transcript – Volume 2, Page 2

PANEL 1 — SPENCER: You're not gonna believe who just walked in...

PANEL 2 — SPENCER: Mickey Doherty from high school, who used to call us Pipsqueak and Sasquatch...

PANEL 3 — GRETA: Damn, you're good.

PANEL 4 — SPENCER: I wonder why I suddenly got a chill down my spine...

PANEL 5 — GRETA: Didn't your dad tell him never to set foot back in here?
SPENCER: Yeah... he'll have a fit if he sees him...

PANEL 6 — GRETA: House rule... we don't knowingly serve registered sex or child abuse offenders here, and he just did six months for punching his kid in the mouth...

PANEL 7 — SPENCER: Yeah... I'll be right back... after I go kick him out.
GRETA: Bullspank! I've got this!

PANEL 8 — GRETA: Remember me, spandex? I believe you were told NEVER to set foot in here again... and you're leaving now...

PANEL 9 — GRETA: I see your bladder's the same as the last time we crossed paths...

PANEL 10 — GRETA: How was the flight?

PANEL 11 — LENORE: It was pretty good... but the in-flight movie was a little awkward...

PANEL 12 — LENORE: You were in it... and I can respect that occasionally you're gonna play roles like that...
GRETA: Sounds like you saw the one where I played a hooker...

PANEL 13 — LENORE: Yeah... but that wasn't my issue...

PANEL 14 — LENORE: I have trouble watching you die on camera.

PANEL 15 — GRETA: Just a heads up, you might not like the premiere this weekend...

PANEL 16 — LENORE: Spank! Do you die in that one, too?
GRETA: Yeah, and it's pretty brutal.

PANEL 17 — LENORE: I'll still come show my support... and I know you can't promise...

PANEL 18 — LENORE: But could you maybe not die in the next one?
GRETA: I'll see what I can do...